Six pearls of wisdom

1.Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in BMW than on a cycle.

2.Forgive ur enemy but remember the idiot's name.

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive because it illegal to shoot them.

5.Alcohal doesn't solve any problem but neither does juice.

6.Smoking kills but if u don't smoke doesn't mean u will never die.

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Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah! apny hifz-o-aman main rakhna.

Ghar ataay huay: ya Allah tera shukar!

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Aur shadi shuda ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah tera shukar!

Gahr ky andar jatay huay:
Ya Allah! apny hifz-o-aman main rakhna.! :)

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Bohat Udas hy ya dil tery janay sy..

Ho saky to lot aa kisi bahany sy..

Aj phir MOLVI tumhain dhoond raha hy..

kiun k phir lota ghaib hy Masjid k gusal khanay sy.

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