Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

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1990 mian American bank ny "Bill Gates" ko 2 Lakh ka lone dainy sy inkaar kiya tha...

2001 main duniya k ameer tareen shaks "Bill Gates" ny wo bank khareed liya...

Or Aaj Ufone waloon ny mujhy loan dainy sy inkaar kya hy 15 rupee ka...

U just wait and watch...
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Na Na Moafi ka to sawal hi paida ni hota sain..

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Girl najoomi sy:Mera ye saal kaisa guzray ga?

Najoomi: Is saal tumhari shadi ho gi.

Girl: Mere do rishte aaye hain ek mamu k betay ka or dusra chachu k betay ka. pta nhi kon khush naseeb ho ga.?

Najoomi: Mamu ka beta khush naseeb ho ga or tumhari shadi chachu k betay se ho gi :D

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Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

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1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O
jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/
yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-)
Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy.
11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D

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"5 Pathan or 1 punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latkay Huway thy",
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"Pilot: Load zyada hy 1 shaks ko koodna ho ga"

"Ye sun ker Punjabi ny kaha k Rasi ko chorny ki Qurbani main deta goon
Taaliyan!"

"Ye sun ker sarray pathan Taaliyan bajany lagy"

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The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

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Indian Super hit movie "Mere Brother ki Dulhan" k baad ab Peshawar k famous director Gul Khan pesh kerte hain "Meri Dulhan ka Brother" :D

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When u r single, You see Happy Couples Everywhere,

But,

when u r Married, You see Happy Singles Everywhere :-(

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Shakespeare Said:
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Dont worry If there is a single Dollar in your Pocket
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Convert it to Pakistani currency then you can enjoy a Pepsi of Rs.65 A plate of pakora of Rs.20 Enjoy the Gold Leaf of Rs.4 and Tulsi of Rs.2

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