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Teacher: Ur son is fail. See his report
Eng: 9 Math: 11 Urdu: 8 Social study :7 Total: 35 Sardar: TOTAL wich ty kamal e kr dita su. Es subject di tay tuition v nai prda c.
Sardar bank main 1000 rupee jama krany gya Cashier: Ye hazar rupee to nakli hain Sardar: Jama meray account wich huna a tenu koi takleef?..:)
Girl 2 Sardar during driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O? Sardar Shokha ho k: Han ji chala lenda wan. Girl:Te fair dosre hath nal nuk poonj lo. :P
Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p
Sardar road cross kerty howy truck sy takra gya Jb hosh aya to logon ny poocha "Sardar ji gadi nazar ni aai c?" Sardar: i c pr odey te likhya c "Tu Langh ja sadi khair a"
Sardar and his wife went 2 London. 1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream, "Chuwa Chuwa" He wanted to inform Room Service but didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is Sardar: Hello,room service? Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u? Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry? Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D
Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya, Doctor ny poocha: Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua? Sardar: O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay.... Te Agge Mor ee Nai c
Sardar: Meri bv bari fazool kharch ay. Jadon di shadi hoi a roz 1000,2000 mangdi ay. Friend: Ao kerdi ki aay ina paisyan da? Sardar: Ki pta, Main kadi ditay e nai. :)
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