Boy: I love you
Girl: I dont love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

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A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl

. . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can u imagine that…. ??

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1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen
1.
Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2.
Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?
3.
Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?
4.
Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?
Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal
5.
Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??'

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'Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha'

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Baqol faraz:

ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

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''mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy!


































Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he''

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Phatan:- Tumhe Rajput kyun kehte hai?
Rajput:- Hum apni baat py jaan de dete hain aur tumhe sardar kyun kehte hain?
Phatan:- Hum bina baat ky jaan dete hain

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