Boy: I love you
Girl: I dont love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Friendship	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Ham nafrat k qabil thy to nafrat se hi maar dete ham ko

DANISH

Q apni mehfil mein bula kar pyar se keh diYa ke kon ho tum.

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl

. . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can u imagine that…. ??

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo…!

K Mere RAB Ne Mujhe Bohot Kuch Diya Hai,

Agar Wo Mujhe Mere Aamaal K Barabar Deta, To Mere Pas aaj Kuch B Na Hota…

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Quote	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Jan kar bhi tum mujhe jan na paye,
aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi ki hai bewafai hum ne,
ta ki tujh pe koi ilzaam na aaye...

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen
1.
Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2.
Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?
3.
Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?
4.
Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?
Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal
5.
Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??'

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

'Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha'

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Teacher: Ur son is fail. See his report

Eng: 9

Math: 11

Urdu: 8

Social study :7

Total: 35

Sardar: TOTAL wich ty kamal e kr dita su. Es subject di tay tuition v nai prda c.

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

1 | 2